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THE EXCITING CONCLUSION....
See below...
The conclusion of this two part interview was conducted via completely un-secure email.
Back and forth.
Back and forth.
"SpftM" = Spokesman for the Monarch
| Media: | The last time we spoke you introduced us to some of the slightly off-beat concepts of the Smart Universe-1st Virtual Nation What exactly did the Smart Universe-1st Virtual Nation do last year to put the icing on the 20th century? Did you accomplish anything at all? |
| SftM: | How harsh, Bob. Admittedly we did absolutely NOTHING last year. And yet we accomplished absolutely EVERYTHING... Everything we set out to do. - We already have citizens in nearly 90 countries aged 13 to 47 years old. - We are assuming full control of the planet with the youngest team ever assembled to run the world. - We are proving that nations are simply clubs with lots of members living in a confined land mass--the Smart Universe (R) is an ever-growing entity with lots and lots of members not confined to a location. And so-- The Smart Universe(R) virtual buzz continues to grow and grow. |
| M: | Tell us some secrets about the lives of the Royal Family Members |
| SftM: | Dirt. You want dirt. OK, let's see. Our Ambassador to Washington is 21 years old and he recently moved to Washington, DC---we think he's there for the babes--that's the dirt, the part about wanting to meet all of the babes but it's pretty HUGE to even have an Ambassador to Washington at this point don't you think? By the way, the Ambassador has absolutely no official duties to perform so the position is not a hindrance at all to his actual life. What was the question again?? |
| M: | What's in store for us in the immediate future of the 1st Virtual nation? |
| SftM: | The Book for sure. Everyone simply has to buy the book. The Smart Universe (R) has to make money at SOMETHING. So we're Powerful. Big deal. The Kingdom has to sell something to someone somehow. In the more immediate future, I have an exciting announcement to make on behalf of his Excellency the Monarch of the Smart Universe(R) 1st Virtual Nation. |
| M: | We breathlessly await your message. |
| SftM: | Sarcastic media. Start your own country, big shot. His Excellency declares that from today and for a limited time, the Kingdom shall bequeath absolutely FREE to NEW Royal Family Members their choice of an AUTOGRAPHED copy of "BACK PAGE" or, for those NEW Royal Family Members that simply prefer to LOOK good, a FREE SmartUniverse or Royalty Hat--the OFFICIAL version. |
| M: | There must be.... |
| SftM: | There is no catch. This is very serious. His Excellency and the whole Kingdom are just very generous wonderful souls. Here's how to join the Royal Family and receive the Monarch's Gift of the autographed book, the SmartU Hat or the Royalty Hat. Click here . The Kingdom helps you. Pass the word to your friends. P.S. Thank you young people of Greece for your huge support. |
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