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THE BEGINNING....
This interview was conducted (in an undisclosed location over a time period not reported, with agreed upon, but not revealed, ground rules) by unidentified reporters for various, albeit unnamed, news media.
Generally speaking, the Spokesman for the Monarch (SFTM) answered questions on behalf of his Excellency after consultation with his Excellency, the Monarch of The Smart Universe(R)
| Media: | Your Excellency, thank you for taking the time from your not very busy schedule to meet with us. |
| SftM/E: | Hey, watch it. Grrrrrrr. |
| M: | Who visits the Smart Universe (R)-1st Virtual Nation? |
| SftM: | The Leaders of the Future. The 15 to 30 year old young people who are becoming citizens on an everyday basis all around
the globe (in 70 countries so far). We are nearly set to name a 21 Year Old Ambassador to Washington, the youngest of all time.
Also, University faculties and student populations visit regularly. Lately, lots of Government operatives, the CIA and Harvard University have visited. |
| M: | Harvard? The CIA ?? |
| SftM: | Listen, if the CIA backs Smart Universe(R), the Movie with some strong undercover bucks, they're absolutely more than welcome to visit. They may just be envious that we put up the first web site in Iran and Uganda and they want to check out the competition.
Figure that the Harvard people are analyzing data, drawing conclusions and inferences while systematically deciphering the purpose, intent and modus operandi of the Smart Universe(R)-1st Virtual Nation. None of us will understand what they have to say, but we are still hoping that they promote BACK PAGE--the Smart Universe(R) Revealed. Harvard, the New York Times, the CIA-------these are all strong partners for a young nation. |
| M: | It has been said that the Smart Universe(R) is a shameless, commercialized attempt to sell a Book and a Movie while enriching greedy Royal Family Members and Ambassadors with an IPO (Initial Public Offering). It has additionally been labeled as a thinly veiled attempt to take over the world. How do you respond to these accusations? |
| SftM: | His Excellency is profoundly touched that you have so concisely detailed our Mission statement. You did forget to mention that we would also like to date ALL of the young, tall Mormon women throughout the entire planet |
| M: | Where are your Castles, Skyscrapers and Capitol Buildings? |
| SftM: | The Monarch is tired and ready for his nap.
He asks you to consider what constitutes a Castle? Or a Nation for that matter? Have a limitless day. |
CONTINUE TO PART TWO
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