As of today, March 1, 2004, SMART HEADQUARTERS-tm is projecting the United States of America as the winner of the WAR in HAITI. And what a war it is/was, lasting nearly 12 minutes once the U.S. arrived to escort Aristide out of town to his next vacation spot.

Is the U.S.A. the policeman of the world ? Often times, YES.
The job goes with the territory of being number ONE in the country rankings.
Somebody has to do it. Why not the U.S.A. ? Besides, America has B E Y O N C E .
Show us all your Beyonce. Didn't think you could.

CHOICE: Watch thousands of innocent Haitians slaughtered unnecessarily in the capital
or
Grab the dictator and turn him into the ex-dictator by flying him (First Class with his upgrade) to a place far far away.
Game, Set, Match.
War over.
Complaints ?
Maybe next time the U.S. Congress should discuss the Haitian situation for a month or 2 or 3 before taking action.
Fortunately there is a campaign going on so there is really no time to actually govern the nation. Too much of a distraction.
Currently Eliot Spitzer is governing in conjunction with Bud Selig and Catherine Zeta-Jones' attorneys.

Did we say "dictator" in referring to Aristide ? We meant "President"/"ex-President"