ORIGINAL Release: February 24, 2004 Tuesday
87 Countries Worldwide

SMART HEADQUARTERS ANNOUNCES THAT THE NEARLY 3 YEAR SILENCE
BY THE MONARCHY HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED WITH THIS PRIVATE COMMUNIQUE'

Citizens by the dozens are signing up every hour on the hour thanks to a very famous Technology Company referral to the SmartUniverse web site.
Thank you very much UNNAMED

B   I   G       F   A  M   O   U   S      C   O   M   P   A   N   Y

At the end of this memo we highlight some new citizen arrivals. Each new citizen receives a series of strange and unusual messages detailing past historical events of the SmartUniverse-1st Virtual Nation to educate them as citizens of this historic (now 8 year old) Monarchy.

Our battles with cowards, bullies,evil companies and
naughty countries are legendary.

We may even update the SmartUniverse web site soon due to our unexpected and sudden growth.
We have fallen behind on babe pictures, monarch/spokesman sightings and other current events.

THAT WILL BE CORRECTED.

We have so much to share with you.

SmartUniverse-1st Virtual Nation has agreed to release very secret memos regarding the plans and planning of the war in Iraq.

The Monarch rules on matters involving Kobe Bryant, Martha Stewart, the Patriot Act and sexual morays in general.

Because.........

That is what Monarchs do. They rule.

And speaking of Porn what is it with the American Split Personality whereby they love porn, dirt and filth but wish to jail everyone purveying same------which is it oh sexually repressed nation?
Freedom or the Salem Witch Trials ?

Also: Who is watching John Ashcroft, the "I will take the Patriot Act as far as you allow me" Attorney General ?
We will reveal that information upcoming soon.

Have you been buying Gold, gold stocks, gold coins, gold bullion, GOLD GOLD GOLD ? Hint Hint.

As an example of recent activity, check out this controversial exchange of messages between the Denver Post and an unnamed source regarding the Kobe Bryant case--- circa Aug 2003

DENVER POST: wouldn't a "true sports fan" be willing to let justice takes its course. Why worry about this case ?

REPLY: What we worry about, Ed, is a white, racist state in partnership with an unstable, bitter, suicidal, man-blaming, man-hating, starved for attention, life-failing, neurotic woman who willingly drew an admittedly weak-minded (in this area) Kobe Bryant into "the game" and then said no long after "the activity" had commenced.
As for singling out celebrities, kindly note that this "event" would never have occurred with a "regular" hotel guest. The woman is a fraud, albeit not an easily provable one

DENVER POST: Eagle County is so racist that it had a black county commissioner for 8 years. And besides, I've yet to see an occasion when a rich person didn't get a more-than-fair trial in Colorado, or indeed anywhere in the U.S.

REPLY: Right, Ed, and Westlake Village, California allows one homeless person to roam around so that town supports the homeless.
Can you spell T O K E N ?

The women of California who are able to summon the police should any male even glance at them in a less then acceptable fashion, may not be agree with the outcome of this case.

We suspect that Kobe Bryant will not see jail, will eventually be signed by the Lakers and will not hook up with Martha Stewart in a meaningful relationship. She is, after all, a criminal. The Monarch rules that he must also fire each and every bodyguard who was responsible for protecting him while in Colorado. They failed miserably in their mission at keeping their employer out of harm's way.
They are all FIRED.

And speaking of California which is broke, overloaded with people, socialistic, unrealistic, self-righteous, over-regulated, overbearing, over-taxed, under-employed and failing.
They certainly have the winning formula.

California------

Repeat to yourself: over-regulation kills jobs and economies.
RULES for this. RULES for that.
California is hereby overruled.

Repeat also: Socialism leads to parity which leads to
mediocrity.
American greatness was built by entrepreneurs in a
capitalistic system.
So very sorry that EVERYONE cannot have EVERYTHING.

And finally Repeat: THERE IS NO FREE RIDE.
After the above statement has been memorized, buy gold and move to Nevada where the homes are large and affordable, the taxes low, the people friendly (and happy) and where the cops protect rather then harass the citizens.
Respect for privacy and other small matters and provisions of the U.S. Constitution are also evident outside of California.

The women of California mistakenly hate George Bush. They should check with the women of Afghanistan who absolutely love George Bush. He freed them from years of slavery. And do you really believe that Iraq would currently have a female ambassador if it wasn't for George Bush ??

California, do you really wish that the U.S. will allow the Saudi Royal Family to fall to radical, fanatical elements and endanger American access to oil ? And lead to a WORLDWIDE depression and chaos ?
Is that beneficial for the planet ?

Will the U.S. stand aside twiddling its thumbs
while radical elements seize Pakistan and its nukes ?
Is that outcome beneficial for the planet ?

California, do you not understand that the majority of Americans already know and have known that "the visit" to Iraq would last up to 10 years, not 10 minutes. Do you realize that, while a total 600 volunteer soldiers have died in Iraq, 1000 people continue to die EACH AND EVERY WEEK on American highways--that amounts to over 42,000 people each and every year
in the U.S.
Sacrifices are apparently made for many reasons---some for freedom, some for economic reasons.

California, do you really believe that America will stand by without a presence in the Middle East while Iran secretly builds a nuclear weapon mounted on an ICBM aimed at Silicon Valley ???
(missile parts by No Korea,know-how by the Russians of course)

Do you really believe that the majority of U.S. citizens care even a little bit about proof of weapons of mass destruction ?
Yes, California, the invasion was planned in advance.
America was attacked by an enemy, a group of haters without borders, without a specific land mass.

The SmartUniverse is a healthy concept--no land mass, no wars (in theory)
Killers residing in 60 or 70 countries with a common purpose of
killing Americans and America are the flip side, the bad news of "no land mass". You can't find the bad guys in one place, so you must ask yourself what the terrorists have in common.
Hate of American freedom, envy of American success, hate of (and promises to kill) American citizens.

California, do you really believe that appeasing a bully works or, is it possible that the only thing terrorist killers understand is a very forceful response each and every time.
Do radical killers and the countries backing them EVER negotiate peace or do they only understand force and punitive responses ????

America has a semi-permanent presence in Iraq because that is what is in the best interests of America. And American citizens understand the subtleties and reasons----including the
majority of Muslim Americans.

NAME A COUNTRY THAT DOES NOT ACT IN ITS OWN BEST INTERESTS.
Didn't think you could.

In the next Private Communique', SMART HEADQUARTERS will release secret memos exchanged in advance of the Iraqi war for perusal by citizens of the SmartUniverse, now in 87 countries !! Bow. Applause.
The memos refer to many of the issues detailed above.

And, speaking of successful females-----
Martha Stewart is going to jail for years and years. Yeah right.

Every once in a while governments gets a bit overzealous in their desire to set an example by maliciously prosecuting and bullying someone far beyond the merits of the case. Think mean-spirited with intent to cause harm. BOGUS CASE.
How EMBARRASSING.

The Monarchy rules that Martha Stewart shall be set free, her monetary and political penalties already paid in full.
Ouch on the attorney fees alone.

More later.
The memos we release in our next missive regarding IRAQ prior to the invasion will astound you.

Economics: The largest holdings by SMART HEADQUARTERS/SmartUniverse continue to be
GSS (Golden Star Resources) and little SMXMF.OB (Samex Mining)

Our involvement in new public entities "Jets on Call" based in Las Vegas, Nevada and Next Step Software (www.spamchopper.com) as both will begin public trading in a matter of months.
Both companies have FEMALE PRESIDENTS lest you think we have a built-in bias against babes.

Welcome to some of the new citizens of the SmartUniverse in a recent 24 hour period---

Krista Olszewski (San Diego---Krista, we are not upset with ALL California women--really)
Michael the Lobster trader
Ronald Williams, Canada
Wendy Martin, No Hollywood, California (Ambassador Wendenator)
Zsolt Sandor from Veszprem, Hungary
Sam Gerace of Westfield, New York
Charles from Courtland, Virginia
Derrik Koyano of Bellevue, Washington
Bobby Chaudhry from Brampton, Ontario, Canada
Stephen W. Browning of Fort Worth, Texas
Ian from the U.K.
Dave from New Zealand

Nasirah Salaam USA
Koreen McCullough from Fenwick, Ontario, Canada
James Whitehead from Dublin, Ireland
Darren Morrow from Derry, Ireland
Michael Riley from West Orange, New Jersey

Clark Edwards from Duquesne University (we used to be huge at Stanford, Brown Univ,Duke, Penn, the snob elite schools).
Duquesne is new and exciting and has officially been declared a snob, elite university by the Monarch.

Andrew Morales from Antioch, California
King B from Australia
Graeme McGill from ChristChurch, New Zealand
Peeter Munak from Sweden
Neil Rankin from Australia
Rory St. Lawrence from East Longmeadow, Massachusetts
Mike Goble from Bloomington, Indiana
Peg from Tennessee
Ernest Cangiano from Arcadia, Florida
James Cavens from McCall, Idaho
Bob Eastman from Virgina Beach, Virginia
Greg Etopio from Niagra Falls, New York
Anthony La Corte from Brooklyn, New York

Tuck Neilson, Rick Derrick, Mycroft Holmes, William S. Arroyo,
Ric Kube, Shamon Fowler, Richard Zemel, Jim Brumbaugh, Captain Samm ---welcome all on behalf of the Monarchy

We are back. A bit controversial---wait until we release the secret memos on Iraq---feel the heat already !!
But having some fun live from Las Vegas, Nevada (is that Vince Neil in the mansion next door ?)

Greetings to all citizens in nearly 90 countries from the Monarchy where you CAN COMMENT, but you CANNOT VOTE.
This is a Monarchy after all.

SMART UNIVERSE(R)-1st Virtual Nation
No Taxes, No Land Mass, No Wars

We remain,
Slightly controversial, BIGGER THAN FRANCE
and backed by GOLD, unlike the other Dot.coms

e-mail to: mailto:nation@smartuniverse.com%20